I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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