it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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