so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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