Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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