oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
