What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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