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(216): View more from Ohio

Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...

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(904): View more from Florida

I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.

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(214): View more from Texas

i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.

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(571): View more from Virginia

CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.

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