do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
The ass gains better be worth it
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