After last night, I could never be a politician.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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