i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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