It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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