Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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