So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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