You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I am in a vortex of obligation.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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