if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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