I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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