Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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