The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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