i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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