Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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