I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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