it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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