Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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