so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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