hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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