in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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