White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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