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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?

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  did you answer or finish?

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  both

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• (661): View more from California

  I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"

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• (253): View more from Washington

  First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere

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• (914): View more from New York

  Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.

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  I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen

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  Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook

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• (631): View more from New York

  i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.

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  I suggest you not find out the hard way

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• (818): View more from California

  We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer

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