her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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