where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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