I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Who died my cat blue again?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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