got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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