He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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