so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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