He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I did not marry a roomba.
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