Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just saw a hot homeless man
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Dignity is for republicans.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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