Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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