in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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