sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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