So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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