Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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