Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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