thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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