I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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