He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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