It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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