He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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