I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
