Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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