Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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